because I feel like Jen's standards are
really high and I'd always have I don't
ooh this is not a good look for Jen Jen
Jen just like no guys I'm really easy to
get along with please I'm so fun more
happy Thursday welcome back to lunch
break so today we're gonna be playing a
game we haven't done that in a while I
think right in games usually we get a
little uncomfortable sometimes I think
is the most fun because it's yeah most
fun for you exactly this was something I
saw on Hasan Minhaj his show on Patriot
Act he did it with John Mulaney and it
was just very good challenge it's
basically truth or dare but instead of
the Dare it's a very set dirt so you get
to text anyone in your phone anything so
very text truth or texts either say yes
I will tell the truth or I will give up
my phone and you can text any of my
contacts anything we've revealed so much
through these like truth or dare type
games on lunch break that you guys
probably yeah we're out of things to
share it's time to get creative home
yeah this is why do we do this can we
take a test instead here we go back to
taking tests again do we have any
control what they text to that person I
mean do some people can we text Jenn's
crush you can ask whoever crushes and
then she can choose you can choose
whether to giving someone your phone to
text is like literally giving someone
like wear my underwear we'll see how we
feel once we get started let's jump into
it why don't you start I'll be in the
hot seat back away Taylor who do you
think in the office will be the last one
to get married and I'm not saying that
marriage is the normal thing alright I'm
not saying you have to get if you are
single the rest of your life I might be
that's totally cool but in your opinion
try to make a case for you for one
reason or another who will be the last
or we can text them like everyone's
married and then they all go to this
person's weight and this chromatic
hopefully they're invited yeah Taylor I
mean you said you really don't want
anyone to text from your phones
I know but that's I don't think it's bad
to get married late it's not yeah this
we're not implying yeah it's just it
would be right at age it doesn't have a
factor into that at all
who do you want to text
well okay you're already we know when
you're getting married we know when they
long engagement I might elope before he
yeah she yeah you don't know what she's
doing on the weekends but at this rate
yes very fair about it it probably still
gonna be very soon everyone's gonna get
married the same year or a year decade
cuz they love people relationships so I
think you know on the signing
relationship and you know what it'll be
it'll be it'll be Michelle Michelle cuz
we have high standards and we will not
settle for anything yeah but it's cuz
the perfect guys coming you're gonna
meet them at the second-to-last way
Taylor you're in a life-or-death
situation you can only save one person
is it Nicole girlfriend Phil or your mom
why didn't I make the list it's not it's
not fill your that's Wow
you know I don't even care what the
answer is it's a tough decision you
dudes hey do you do it my mom where
Nicole does for me you'd never get here
I feel like it has to be Nicole cuz my
mom would want me to choose I hate my
heart and the way you were so and I
would like I imagine got Bobby I imagine
a moment where you're swimming to your
mom and she I feel like she swims
further away from you she's like no you
laughter she's like well it's kinda like
Bing bong no wait bring it on these
truther hey I'm so Taylor sometimes I
come here on the weekends and I you know
you're here putting an extra it's really
great and sometimes you know Nicole
comes by and she's also doing work here
I'm not here here have you in the color
virzal anyone here I don't hear this no
we have it we have it
we swear to God we have
damn those cameras are give a camera
maybe that's the point
yeah all right all right all right who
would you have texted I would have sex
with Morgan oh man every awkward nice
girl I was thinking like Micra Nicole
but then I feel like they would not care
yeah okay that's kind of weird
all right I got out of it Hey Wow good
job sorry Michelle
so Wes is next I don't like this I'm
worried cuz you started thinking bout
this like early yesterday well I didn't
really finish thinking about it who in
this room would be the worst to date in
this room there's a lot more people than
us in this room Oh Chris isn't here huh
disregarding the building in the
building because he's pretty so now you
DeeDee it's regarding gender you a tease
right that's what I've done well she's
getting married lassen she's probably
like pretty tough to do
well I did it a we did we will disagree
on mm-hmm all right all right you know
what let's be let's be logical about
this er Oh okay so let us text another
what is text from what I think you're
gonna be yeah yeah yeah more than half
of the office is either in relationship
or engaged doesn't mean that we weren't
difficult today I'm using that as either
they'd be the worst because they're in
something already if everyone's single
oh yeah unlock that phone
III don't know I mean I already know I'm
long as you say someone and then justify
it very quickly then only hurt just say
me I think um I think Jen what Oh didn't
expect that would Wow I was not because
she asked the question because I feel
like Jen's standards are really high and
I'd always have I don't
ooh this is not a good look for Jen Jen
Jen just like no guys I'm really easy to
get along with please I'm so fun
shop key and it ricocheted and hit in
the face like I feel like in the same
way that everyone in the office does
kind of seek the validation of Taylor
it's also Jen - yeah if it impresses Jen
you know that you guys are get into
comedy tough to land
in terms of like to WoW her consistently
is not easy
oh man and that's why I'd be tough to
date but very rewarding learn my
question alright I have some questions
to ask you made a short called 1/5 fell
who are your five who was your sense who
was your voice who's your touch question
I guess five questions was it five
people it was just similar to the last
right it was for your summer you had
yours
I you know I didn't take it so literally
that it was more about it wasn't my
specific experiences with a certain
smell of someone boy I want specific
before it was how would a cup interpret
love Howard a scarf interpret love it
wasn't like this girl was it that's what
you that's what you made and there's
people I thought of when I made that so
let's go with that is that work yeah
well okay okay okay so then the smell
one just because we're starting out that
one was a scarf right and that scarf was
given to me by Janet wing because I did
smelt like it you wouldn't when you
weren't
it's there it's not and she made that by
hand because she know that but that was
a gift that she gave to me and I
definitely wants the Pathet in all right
the cup is a taste like a piss right
that's where that represented you know
well these aren't people that are that
have all been answer one that's 105 okay
was the other ones yes sort of let you
meet the video no no it's not because I
just don't know how to associate it cuz
it's not as someone right that's the
answer then why are you gotta be so
insightful
alright so what's what's the youngest
age you would date yeah this is we just
want information mm-hmm curious actually
if you say text it reveals more oh yeah
it's like how low does it go I'm saying
that I don't think it's fair to say I
would never ever because you know you
never know but I would prefer someone
off course no I I would say now I mean
even before hell I was in never ever
just someone that was doing great
you have the confidence of someone
engaged oh you're scared of our folks
all right Jen's - cause it's true like
if you choose to be text that means that
there's okay so Jen's in hot seat I know
this is a good question but it's just
like okay I won't make you name a name
you I mean you're obviously you must
have someone you're crushing on as
confirmed by Michelle's laughs okay just
no not even a name just do I know that
person would I know it like when you
told me when if I ever find out
would I be like oh no no okay but see
that dis concerned that there is though
what no nobody
I don't all right that was easy
okay interesting question Philmont god
it's all in the same thing this is a
follow-up to a previous lunch break
episode nice Jen in your opinion who do
you think is the funniest in the office
okay most funny and to lose my rank
yes I don't want to do that again that's
too traumatized there's not the point of
these questions let's talk about it to
this day
then let us text in your phone yeah I
mean for the sanity of the office I will
not answer it for the fun of the game
yeah for the fun game again who do you
trust
you got a textile you get your text on
your phone you guys how many wrecks yeah
you'd be like I've always admired you I
envy everything you've done no no no
this is what I think should text her my
New Year's resolution is to reach out to
more people admire and let them know how
much I appreciate them oh do you have
this person's no
oh that's that is really good
Orkut X Justin you have to text Justin I
don't know if this is too much but could
you give me a call back as soon as you
can
yes and then and then he'll call and
then we can get that also it's no my guy
it should just be like okay that was
just someone had to text it was just all
right and then now they're talking okay
okay so I'm gonna choose Justin is that
cool you can text him hey hey with two
eyes
Justin hope you had a good ear good this
is this is kind of random but but what
would I even say I'm talking about
there's something I wanted to tell you
to talk to you about to talk to you
about you about could you give me a call
as soon as you can everything's or
whatever that's fine so uh great thanks
Hey what to wise Justin hope you had a
good New Year this is kinda Anna but
there's something I wanted to talk to
you about could you give me a call as
soon as you can or whatever it that's
fine thanks with three caves this
doesn't sound that bad no that's why I'm
late okay send it so quite a few team
members are in relationships
would you be able to rank the
relationship since you as couple to lose
weight oh this Phil Taylor Bethany Kurt
Kunis the least cute cute objective you
tell us that the scaling system has
another let's do hope we get a text
Justin again follow-up and it would be
so it's been like five minutes
hey I would not ring Nicole and Taylor
last because Nicole will come after you
well she won't you anything you can
really kiss last cuz she won't ranking
first would be either Benton and Jessica
or Taylor and Nicole oh I wish you guys
are very sweet to your girlfriends and
you guys a very cute question does a
fiance know I'm gonna say Benson and
Jessica because they've been very
long-term and the way they met is very
cute a long distance I've heard the
story yep we made it there at all
I think I'm very cute I guess you're
gonna skip and just go straight to the
last one Taylor and Nicole they're funny
gonna get me in trouble
hell is gonna watch the be like who are
we to like just from my knowledge I
don't know much about Chris very private
yeah so I look what that last just
because I don't know much about it and I
think that's a good yeah you want to
know more
oh yeah thanks um how last house they're
gonna come after me
what's third okay that leads us into
yours spill okay well Phil that's not
easy go easy either um are there any
Wong food team members that are gonna be
in your groomsmen oh yeah anyone not
[Laughter]
have a few too easy guys I'm an open
book I've lived my life super
transparent you know if one day you ever
have children who from the office would
you not want as a babysitter that's a
good that's very good this needs to be
based off a couple things cuz you're
looking in a good babysitter you want
someone that is responsible but also
like knows how to entertain the kid how
old is our held is it a baby a tree
toddler three three let me go by
positive elimination Benson would be
good because he would know CPR and like
where the nearest fire extinguishers
you'd probably have like a defibrillator
on him as well in case like a
defibrillator no but like if there was
something really I like you know he
could he would be able to like run out
of a burning house sure so Benson would
definitely be on that list I think like
Jessica and Jen would be good at like
entertaining and like oh this is like
you know this is fun like let's play
game they might actually be more
of the kids themselves just say hey no
wait no I really like like I think Chris
would also be like I think Chris would
just like sit there and just look at it
just make sure it like he or she's like
just not doing anything so you would at
least it's safe and he would be very
focused I think I think if it was like
Wes like he would not have a good time
at wes is all these to stay in the
corner
I think I but then Taylor if you like
what Taylor be good Taylor would you be
good have you ever thought I've never
seen you in I really Taylor would like
hold it like no I think I'm a big baby
love me all right I'm a giant version of
it they love playing with your babies
between you two I can imagine me saying
are it's time to go to uncle West's and
they know there's nothing oh yes video
games but he just makes me watch that
many just he doesn't do anything you
just walks around in the missus isn't
this pretty it plays the pretty ones the
screensaver ones okay we ready so
there's there's a big award show every
year called unforgettable okay right
this year you attended I went with you
once it's a great show a lot of a-list
especially Asian American actors
producers anyone in the industry you
need a lot of people rightful all right
was there anyone at this year's
unforgettable gala that was quite
forgettable to you and who are they I
would have forgotten them right what
does forgettable like I just like you
know who they are Billy you want to
forget date someone you didn't think was
worth it why are you here oh I like go
out to say name I'm yeah how about at
least does it go full name but at least
like maybe deserves - text to be there
all right you guys can text someone on
my voice oh that's very nice for you to
protect the person that you want to
forget that's really nice it was very
great let's Exton oh we did the first
thing I said my news a solution was to
yeah I like that way today
melody Chang from ABG she's a past mom
who interned us where should we first
met her and then now she's one of the
Asian boss girl
Cass girls super good friends with her
my New Year's resolution is to reach out
to more people I admire and let them
know how much I appreciate them
do you like a either send that first
follow up my news resolution is to reach
out to more people I admire and let them
know how much I appreciate them period
yeah don't put a period and then do you
have Andrew you know we learn things
about each other we reached out to some
people as a lot of fun no response you
have to so you guys know well we'll keep
you updated so hope you guys enjoyed
watching us do that if you want to
contribute to games like this maybe help
us think of some questions you can join
us on patreon one foot forward and be
part of a community it's really great
and we'll see you guys next week for
another lunch break hello I'm sorry
those where a lunch break it was like a
truth or texting and in West the West
don't do that to you really
I just then you're on speakerphone hey
I'm sorry so embarrassing yeah okay we
can stop makeup well is your tall back
she's hyperventilating Justin she's
gonna I've getting Cringer results I'm
sorry okay thank you
you the best caper
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