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into the video at the lunch table when I
was in high school it seemed like there
would always be something going on
that prevented me from just peacefully
consuming my meal and not to say that it
was always a bad thing because sometimes
it could be entertaining like maybe two
people are just roasting the out of each
other or something and that would be
entertaining right but other times it
crossed the line and the lunch table
shenanigans got out of hand are never
quite that bad but the high school I
went to had this field right and all the
way at the back of the field they had a
few small picnic tables and one of those
picnic tables was where we would always
eat lunch at and there would be tables
like inside the cafeteria with lots of
space and not in a hundred degree
weather but not we decided the move was
to try and cram like ten people at one
small picnic table one leg is like two
pounds away from giving out the two
people who walked all the way out there
last would always have to stand birds
are like dropping bombs on people from
the trees above for some reason it
always seemed to hit the same person but
hey that's where we chose to sit at
probably because the thing about this
location is it was at the complete edge
of the school so it was isolated but
because it was so far away from the
actual school nobody was really out
there to monitor anything so it seemed
like every other day somebody was just
wild and out for no reason at all and to
one side of the table was this fence an
alley and a neighborhood and so the
other side was this field with a soccer
goal almost directly behind our table so
you can probably already guess how this
is gonna go if people are trying to kick
goals all around the same table we're
trying to eat at give it like ten
minutes into the start of lunch and
soccer balls would be flying all over
the place sometimes they just roll over
sometimes they'd be flying through the
air and the main reason that's got to be
so annoying was because someone would
get like clocked in the head and instead
of you know apologizing they'd just be
laughing and then the same exact thing
would just happen again the next day so
it got pretty aggravating and it got to
the point where they run up to get their
ball back
but nobody was having that they weren't
getting their ball back instead it would
get dropkick to like the opposite end of
the field and just roll and roll all the
way down I mean come on you can't be
nailing people in the head and just
expect the ball to be handed back to you
but my first year freshman year right I
already took a massive L like less than
a month in with this whole lunch table
and soccer goal situation now the goal
wasn't directly in the center of the
table is a little offset to one side so
when they kicked it at an angle and
missed it'll come flying over to us
so like four weeks into my freshman year
the ball comes flying over and this one
guy he's all pissed off he picks up the
ball and he's all like you know what
screw them for always kicking the ball
over here and this man looks like he's
setting up for the drop kick of the
century looking like he's ready to drop
kick the ball into oblivion and I'm
standing pretty much right next to him
at this point but I see this dude
setting up for the drop kick and by the
time it registered in my mind what was
about to happen it was already too late
to move out of the way it was at this
moment that he knew and it would have
been fine if he had a straight kick but
he kind of hit the ball off the side of
his foot and it hit me in the worst
possible area not the arm not the leg
well really the second worst possible
area but it fly straight into my face
and the impact like oh my goodness I
think I might have been taken to another
dimension for a few seconds I can't
believe I even stayed conscious because
I think hit me full force point-blank
and the craziest part was when I looked
in the mirror my face looked fine no
bruises or marks or anything I still
wonder how that was even possible I mean
I wasn't complaining but it definitely
still shook me up and getting nailed in
the head with a soccer ball wasn't
exclusive to just me this happened to
many people where we just be chillin
eating lunch and they'd miss a goal cuz
they were garbage and it fly over and
either Bop somebody or like tear through
somebody's sandwich and just completely
destroy it that was another common one
foo just getting absolutely obliterated
I had a lot of near misses too I can't
tell you how many times the ball just
barely skimmed right over my head every
day just by choosing to eat in that spot
it was taking a risk and you're probably
saying saga are you dumb like why
wouldn't you guys just simply move
somewhere else you're kind of idiots for
not moving and what I had to say to that
is honestly you're a hundred percent
right because this was basically a daily
occurrence it was like a war between the
people at the table and the people
playing soccer and every day
was a new battle there's a territorial
issue at this point so since drop
kicking the ball to the opposite end of
the field was just standard procedure at
this point one day the ball rolls over
and this kid goes a dropkick it but he
was holding in his hand one of those
like giant 1 gallon water jugs you know
the ones made out of like really tough
plastic I don't know why he didn't just
set it down first and then drop kicked
the ball he goes now he's trying to
dropkick a ball while holding a water
jug at the same time and I guess his
hand-eye coordination got messed up a
little bit because somewhere in the
process of trying to kick the ball he
let go of the water jug too and made
full force solid contact with it the
ball guy like shanked off to one side so
instead of directly hitting the ball he
just directly slammed his foot into the
hard plastic water jug and the cracking
sound it made when his foot made contact
with the jug was so loud this man let
out a scream and that thing took him
down he immediately just felt straight
backwards while still yelling
he's like clutching his foot on the
ground it looked and sounded extremely
painful he was lucky not to break any of
his toes but sometimes drop kicking the
ball away just wasn't enough to get even
when certain lines were crossed and on
one particular day there's one guy that
ate with us is standing up next to the
table while holding his lunch tray just
trying to enjoy his meal right when I
see out of my peripheral vision the ball
is flying over to us just straight
zooming through the air and I see the
path that it's taking and I'm just
thinking like oh man here we go again
and it doesn't hit him but it does hit
his lunch tray and the lunch trays were
already weak in the first place
made out of like the cheapest styrofoam
ever like they could already barely
support holding the food it was supposed
to so when the soccer ball made contact
the whole thing just instantly crumbled
just gave up milk is flying everywhere
there's pizza on the ground the chips
are now just crumbs I this man's lunch
was gone
and that was the tipping point for him
he walks over to the ball and instead of
just drop kicking it like usual he
points to the kid that came for the ball
and he's like you know what you lost
your privileges and he turns around and
you remember how I said there was a
neighborhood on the other side of the
fence he launches the ball not only over
the first fence but also clears the
alley and the second wall and sends it
flying somewhere into the group of
houses I don't even know where it ended
up
and they're all like you'll why would
you do that to our ball man and I'm
thinking like bro you just destroyed
man's is lunch like what did you expect
to happen I couldn't help from laughing
when he told them that they've lost
their privileges because he just kind of
inserted himself into the position of
authority that decides whether they're
allowed to have a soccer ball or not I
don't think they ever even got their
ball back somebody in one of those
houses probably got a free soccer ball
though good times eating at that spot
one thing I for sure won't miss though
is having to worry about getting
blindsided by a soccer ball every time I
sat down to eat thank you guys so much
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